I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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