I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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