But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he thought i was a dude.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Randomize
