That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
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yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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