awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
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She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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