Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
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Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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