Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
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i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
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that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.