talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
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oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways