Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.

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(631): View more from New York

Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.

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(810): View more from Michigan

Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.

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(206): View more from Washington

I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"

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(209): View more from California

Show him your tits if he says no

(1-209): View more from California

They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.

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(801): View more from Utah

walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.

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(713): View more from Texas

I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.

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(727): View more from Florida

that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"

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