I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.