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(805): View more from California

talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts

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(757): View more from Virginia

So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof

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(516): View more from New York

The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"

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(309): View more from Illinois

She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT

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(858): View more from California

I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated

(1-203): View more from Connecticut

you mean still drunk

(203): View more from Connecticut

I've heard it both ways

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