just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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