Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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