Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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