But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just tell him i said nine months
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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