Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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