Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
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I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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