where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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