It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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