I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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