I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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