i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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