I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
We need to rekindle our bromance
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I just want nice things and good sex
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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