i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
