i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
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He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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