Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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