My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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