Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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