I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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