# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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