id be glad to
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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