Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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