Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
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It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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