I can't watch pbs sober anymore
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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