I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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