Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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