i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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