Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
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You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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