I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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