Where are you?
In a non slutty way
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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