The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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