I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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