i think i have herpe
just one?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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