I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
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Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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