we're blogging at a bar
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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