But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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