Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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