if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
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Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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