I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
home. puking in laundry basket.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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