i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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