remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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