i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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