Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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