If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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