After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
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Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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