i barfeds in our rink
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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