I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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