he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
either way he was missing a nipple.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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