Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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